Don’t hit me!! I’m in the Twilight Zone!!!
When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.
- The Sphinx
Drum Corps International 1979 Champions
I was there…
.. Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I’ll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!
- Harlan Ellison
Is this BOISE??
Some people crave baseball — I find this unfathomable — but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing a bassoon.
- Frank Zappa
Is this ANYWHERE, USA?
You can observe a lot just by watching.
- Yogi Berra
Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS —