Alright, you!! Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
- Jack Handey
YOW!!! I am having fun!!!
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, me, ‘cause I’m the only one that does anything around here anyway.
- Neil Pye
Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves possess.
- Gandalf the Grey (J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings)
YOW!! I am having FUN!!
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
- Frank Zappa