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TOM THE DANCING BUG: Great Moments in Weatherology Science

TOM THE DANCING BUG: Great Moments in Weatherology Science

Oct 1

This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone? She’ll never leave Fred and we know it.

- Dave Lister

Why don’t you ever enter and CONTESTS, Marvin?? Don’t you know your own ZIPCODE?

- Yow!

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unamusedsloth:

Life is hard according to infomercials. (Click for more proof)

Who the hell makes a sandwich like that?  Shaggy and Scooby Doo??

Who the hell makes a sandwich like that? Dagwood Bumstead

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

- Demetri Martin

..The TENSION mounts as I MASSAGE your RIGHT ANKLE according to ancient Tibetan ACCOUNTING PROCEDURES..are you NEUROTIC yet??

- Yow!

America tragically continues to fall behind the Chinese. It seems like no matter what we do, they stay 13 hours ahead.

- Stephen Colbert

C’MON, everybody!! I’ve flown in LESLIE GORE and two dozen KOSHER BUTCHERS! They’ll be doing intricate MILITARY MANEUVERS to the soundtrack from “OKLAHOMA”!!

- Yow!

Dual-fuel Container Vessels

Dual-fuel Container Vessels

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

- Stephen Wright