It’s so OBVIOUS!!
They have the Internet on computers, now?
- Homer J. Simpson
INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!!
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what’s more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
- Aldous Huxley
Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my “HELLO KITTY” DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!! Th’HOSTESS FACTORY is closin’ down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS.. (sniff) My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th’dog, ALEXANDER HAIG won’t let me take a SHOWER ‘til Easter.. (snurf) So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!! (on no, no, no.. Heh, heh)
Dear Mr. President: There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
- Abraham Simpson
I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!