There’s a lot of BIG MONEY in MISERY if you have an AGENT!!
Work was impossible. The geeks had broken my spirit. They had done too many things wrong. It was never like this for Mencken. He lived like a Prussian gambler — sweating worse than Bryan on some nights and drunker than Judas on others. It was all a dehumanized nightmare…and these raddled cretins have the gall to complain about my deadlines.
- Hunter Thompson, “Bad Nerves in Fat City” (Generation of Swine)
Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL..
Inscrutable Japanese Super-Cuteness (via Super-Fun-Pak Comix Comic Strip, July 26, 2014 on GoComics.com)
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.
- Homer J. Simpson
I’m totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN..
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
- Stephen Wright